Obie was not responding in Slack. We quickly discovered a bug causing him to restart constantly and thus, rendering him unresponsive.

Full post-mortem: http://ob.ie/omVoZD

We've upgraded the severity. The entire solution is down. All hands on deck now.
Update: 11:10am PT - we've determined one of our jobs was stuck in an infinite loop and we're rectifying. Service should be returning now.

Post-mortem: http://ob.ie/rI8AJS

Slack is currently experiencing a major outage across all services, so there are areas of Obie, the Dashboard, and the browser extension that will be slow (up to 30 seconds) due to API calls being down. If you are a browser extension only customer, you should not be affected. We are actively monitoring the situation and will update once Slack has resolved their issues.

UPDATE: Slack is coming back online for customers, and as a result, Obie is returning to normal.